Its hard out there for a pimp
On To The Next One [Jay-Z + Swizz Beatz] (Amended Album Version) - Jay-Z
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I am David. I am 17. I am the whitest kid you will ever meet.
I
am a flaming homosexual
I love juicy donkey dick ;)
Guys
I took a shit today, and it was bloody. Is that bad?
GETTIN WORK DONE
you dig
He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Tyler Durden. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first girlfriend Marla who was totally gorgeous but then she moved to Indiana, and Tyler was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Marla, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-boys pool party, I was like, "Tyler, I can't invite you, because I think you're gay." I mean I couldn't have a gay at my party. There were gonna be boys there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? He was a GAY. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's making soap.
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Oh. My. God.
Brb crying.
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“A GAY” lol thats funny
lol fight club
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today was a good day :)
Today was good! My parents pretty much wouldn’t buy me anything because they kept saying they would get me shit for Christmas. But I did get the cutest Minnie Mouse sweatshirt, and sparkley tights, and a ring with fangs on it omg :). And they bought be the most qt boots but I have to wait for Christmas to get them. Now I have to go babysit until midnight, ughhh sucks so much. But Kelly is going to come over later on and she’s sleeping over tonight :3 I’m excited cause we haven’t had a sleepover in like two weeks and yayayayay. Also I’m excited to get money. But I’m sorry that I couldn’t go see New Moon with you, David! :(
im just seeing this now but i wanted to say that new moon was pretty good. and it made me want to read the book!
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please go to new moon with me. por favorrr
it’s not going to happen. do you have a plastic owl?
no and im heated
